May 8, 2021
Shannon Reed: If People Talked To Other Professionals The Way They Talk To Teachers
This is a little outside our usual wheelhouse, but this list from McSweeney’s Internet Tendency is too good to pass up this week. Here’s just a sample:
“My colon never acts this way at home. Are you sure you’re reading the colonoscopy results correctly? Did you ever think that maybe you just don’t like my colon?”
“I’d love to just play with actuary statistics all day. That would be so fun! I bet you don’t even feel like you’re at work!”
“Since my singer-songwriter thing isn’t taking off yet, I’ve been thinking about going into lawyer-ing. I mean, how hard can it be? I know criminals like me, or at least the two that I see once a year at Thanksgiving do.”