Mike Simpson is a prolific amplifier of other writers at his site Big Education Ape. But on this occasion, he writes about the problems with Trump, Musk, and the DOGE boys playing monopoly with our schools.
In a move that feels like it was brainstormed during a poker game at Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump has reportedly signed an executive order to dismantle the Department of Education. Yes, you read that right. The federal agency responsible for ensuring every child has access to quality education is now on the chopping block. The Department of Education, which oversees everything from student loans to special education programs, is apparently too much of a burden for the “small government, big yachts” crowd.
And who’s cheering this on? A cast of characters that sounds like the lineup for a dystopian reality show—Trump, Elon Musk, and the so-called “Doge Boys.” Together, they seem to be on a mission to turn public services into private profit machines faster than you can say, “voucher program.”
A Return to the Wild West of Education?
Let’s break this down. The Department of Education isn’t just some bureaucratic paper-pushing machine. It’s the lifeline for millions of students across the country. Through programs like Title I, it provides funding to schools in low-income areas, attempting to level the playing field in a nation where educational opportunities are often dictated by your ZIP code. Without it, rich districts will thrive on their property tax-funded schools while poorer areas are left with crumbling buildings and outdated textbooks. It’s basically “The Hunger Games,” but with algebra.
And let’s not forget IDEA (Individuals with Disabilities Education Act), which ensures that students with disabilities receive a free and appropriate public education. Scrapping the Department of Education is like taking the accessibility ramp off a school building and replacing it with a sign that says, “Good luck.”
Oh, and then there’s the Office for Civil Rights (OCR), which enforces laws against discrimination in schools. Without it, who’s going to ensure that schools don’t suddenly decide to bring back segregation-era policies under the guise of “local control”? This isn’t just about education—it’s about civil rights, equity, and the kind of society we want to live in.
Mindless Cuts or Master Plan?
The justification for this move? Efficiency, of course! It’s the same argument used every time someone wants to gut a public service—cut costs, streamline operations, and let the states handle it. But let’s be real: this isn’t about efficiency. It’s about ideology. It’s about privatization. It’s about handing over public education to private companies who see students not as learners but as dollar signs.
Imagine a world where your child’s education is determined by how much profit their school can generate. Where vouchers redirect public funds to private schools that aren’t held to the same standards as public ones. Where corporations swoop in to offer “solutions” that conveniently come with hefty price tags. It’s like turning your local school into a franchise of McEducation—“Would you like fries with your standardized test?”
The “Doge Boys” and Their Privatization Dream
And then there’s Elon Musk, who seems to be moonlighting as an education policy advisor between launching rockets and tweeting memes. Musk has long been a critic of traditional education systems, favoring tech-driven alternatives like his experimental Ad Astra school. But while innovation is great, dismantling an entire federal department isn’t exactly the same as upgrading your Tesla software.
The Doge Boys—an unofficial nickname for a group of wealthy libertarian tech enthusiasts—are also reportedly in favor of this move. Their vision for America seems to involve dismantling every public institution and replacing it with blockchain-powered alternatives. Because nothing says “quality education” like paying your tuition in cryptocurrency.